Q: Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
A: Regular rocks are too heavy.
Q: Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?
A: Because they're always a little short.
Q: Why do leprechauns have pots o'gold?
A: They like to "go" first class!
Q: How can you tell if an Irishman is having a good time?
A: He's Dublin over with laughter!
Q: What's Irish and stays out all night?
A: Patty O'furniture!
Q: How did the Irish Jig get started?
A: Too much to drink and not enough restrooms!
Q: What would you get if you crossed Christmas with St. Patrick's Day?
A: St. O'Claus!
Q: Are people jealous of the Irish?
A: Sure, they're green with envy!
Q: What would you get if you crossed Quasimodo with an Irish football player?
A: The Halfback of Notre Dame!
Q: Why did the leprechaun stand on the potato?
A: To keep from falling in the stew!
Q: Do leprechauns make good secretaries?
A: Sure, they're great at shorthand!
Q: How did the leprechaun beat the Irishman to the pot of gold?
A: He took a shortcut!
Q: What do leprechauns love to barbecue?
A: Short ribs!
Q: Why are leprechauns so hard to get along with?
A: Because they're very short-tempered!